NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›
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Nation Wonders What Piece Of Crap Bunnings Project PM Has Spent The Last 5 Days On
With NSW plunged into an extra week of lockdown, Australians have been left to wonder what piece of crap Bunnings project the PM has been working on during the last 5 days, during which the nation has heard nothing from… Read More ›
ScoMo Honours NAIDOC Week By Going Walkabout
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he intends to honour NAIDOC week by going walkabout, until the current Covid crisis in his home state of NSW is over. ”Scott feels that it’s time for him… Read More ›
Laming, Porter And Joyce To Advise The PM On How To Relate To Women
Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women…. Read More ›
ScoMo’s 12 Step Plan To Save Australia
G’day Australia it’s old mate ScoMo here, writing to you from lockdown in Kirribilli. After a busy weekend of taking photos and cooking curries with Jen and the Girls I had a bit of time to get around to knocking… Read More ›
Gladys Prioritises Vaccines For Problem Gamblers
NSW Premier and Australia’s ruby standard when it comes to handling the Covid crisis Gladys Berejiklian has demanded that problem gamblers be prioritised for vaccination ASAP. ”We need to get the State up and running and to do that we… Read More ›
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