28 year-old crystal meth user Dylan Fazackeli was stunned on his recent trip to Iceland to discover that the country does not live up to its name. Mr Fazackeli had been saving for the trip of a life-time in the… Read More ›
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Breaking: Qantas Flight Lands Safely And On Time
Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Compares Himself To Ronald Reagan
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has compared himself to former American President Ronald Reagan when questioned about his low rating as preferred prime minister by breakfast TV presenter Chris Koch. When The (un) Australian asked the prime minister to expand on the comparison, Mr… Read More ›
Senator Lambie Doesn’t Rule Out Streaking For The Defence Force
Newly independent Senator Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un) Australian that she was not prepared to rule out streaking at the Boxing Day cricket test match, if it would help defence force personnel receive a pay increase. Senator Lambie is… Read More ›
Government Declares First No Go Zone, You’ll Never Guess Where They Picked!
The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq. A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the… Read More ›
Homeless To Be Given Credit Card Processing Facilities
Plans for an inner city council to give the homeless credit card processing facilities in order to help them get change for the bus has been met with outrage by local residents. A council spokesperson defended the decision by saying,… Read More ›
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