Australia’s wealthiest person Gina Rinehart has described the current deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as the best retail politician that money can buy. ”Gina is a very big fan of Barnaby Joyce,” said a source that works very closely with… Read More ›
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EXCLUSIVE: Coalition Agreement Leaked
The confidential agreement between the Liberals and Nationals that is set to be signed this week following Barnaby Joyce’s ascension to the Nationals leadership has been leaked to the media. The agreement was drafted on the back of a beer… Read More ›
Barnaby: Nationals Agree To Net Zero Extra-Marital Affairs By 2050
Australia’s new Deputy Prime Minister and soon-to-be appointed Minister for Home Affairs has committed his party to net zero extra-marital affairs by the year 2050. ”Our children’s future is dependent on us getting this right,” said the Deputy PM. ”By… Read More ›
Joyce Tells ScoMo To Make Him Minister For Home Affairs, Or He’ll Piss On The Carpet
Soon-to-be-appointed Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that Prime Minister ScoMo appoint him Minister of Home Affairs, or else he’ll piss on the floor of Parliament House. ”The PM needs to know that the Nationals will not back down,’… Read More ›
Rural Australia Facing An Infestation Of Credlins, Murrays And Bolts
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
Nationals Tell Farmers That They’ll Act On Mice Plague When It Starts To Effect The Mines
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›