Canberra’s parliamentary gift shop has announced that they will be stocking a new line of merchandise inspired by immigration minister and avid conspiracy theorist Peter Dutton with the launch of the Peter Dutton tin foil hat. The immigration minister this… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey Slips, Falls And Accidentally Puts Fist Through The Australian Economy
Treasurer Joe Hockey is recovering today after yesterday slipping and falling. Thankfully, Mr Hockey was not severely hurt as he was able to steady himself by grabbing at and inadvertently punching the Australian economy. The fall was eerily similar to… Read More ›
NRA Calls For Journalists To Be Armed With Nuclear Weapons
After a news reporter and her cameraman were shot dead live on air in the United States yesterday, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has called for laws to be introduced to make it compulsory for all journalists to be armed with a… Read More ›
Calls For ABC Fact Check To Investigate Whether Abbott Really Does Love Anal
During last night’s Q&A program on the ABC, a tweet appeared on screen from the twitter handle @AbbottLovesAnal, prompting a flood of outrage and calls for the ABC to fact check whether or not Prime Minister Tony Abbott really does… Read More ›
Danks For The Memories: James Hird’s Career Remembered
Yesterday saw the end of the legal profession’s favourite AFL coach, James Hird. At a press conference, Hird announced that he had reached an agreement with the Essendon Football Club board that the best course of action for the club… Read More ›
Mark Latham Calls For Trolling To Be Taught In Schools
Former Opposition Leader and the only man that the taxi industry has recommended try using Uber, Mark Latham, has called for schools to add trolling to the curriculum. The move comes as Latham “resigned” yesterday as a columnist from The… Read More ›