Radio broadcaster and failed former politician Alan Jones has issued a clear threat that he will continue to keep broadcasting if the general public don’t stop listening to him. This is the second threat Mr Jones has made in a week… Read More ›
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Tainted Lettuce Blamed For Bill Shorten’s Plummeting Popularity
Tainted pre-packaged lettuce sold at Woolworths and Coles supermarkets has led to an outbreak of deadly salmonella poisoning amongst consumers. It is also being blamed for the potentially low polling figures of Opposition leader Bill Shorten. A spokesperson for Mr… Read More ›
Shorten Excited That People Are Talking About Him Even If It Is Only Faceless Men Who Plan To Knife Him
Labor leader and warm favourite to appear on the next season of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out of Here Bill Shorten was excited to hear that people were talking about him, even if it was only Labor’s faceless men planning… Read More ›
Channel 10 To Launch New Show I’m A Celebrity’s Sibling Get Me The Hell Out Of Here
Following the success of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out Of Here Network 10 has moved to cash in on the phenomenon by announcing the spin off show, I’m a Celebrity’s Sibling Get Me The Hell Out Of Here…. Read More ›
KKK Keen To Have Tony Abbott Speak To Them About The Importance Of Families
American bed sheet enthusiasts and occasional racists the Ku Klux Klan have extended an invitation to fellow Christian Tony Abbott to address them on his upcoming tour of the United States. Mr Abbott has headed to America to address the Alliance… Read More ›
Lockout Laws To Be Expanded To Cover Pet Shops And RSPCA To Protect NRL Players
Sydney’s controversial lockout laws, which prevent entry to a licensed establishment after 1:30 am, will be expanded next week to include pet shops, the RSPCA and any residence that houses a canine. The change has been brought in to protect NRL players from… Read More ›
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