Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›
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Eric Abetz Demands Malcolm Turnbull Appoint Tony Abbott Australian Of The Year
Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Lleyton Hewitt Retires Doing What He Does Best – Hurling Abuse At Tennis Officials
Former tennis brat and now somehow beloved elder statesman of Australian tennis, Lleyton Hewitt has ended his decorated career at the Australian Open after a loss in the second round to David Ferrer. Hewitt’s last match saw him doing what he… Read More ›
Bolt Report’s Tens Of Viewers Angered By Shows Axing
Channel 10 has announced today that it will not be renewing its Sunday morning political show The Bolt Report, in a move that has angered the shows tens of viewers. Merv Delaney, self-funded retiree and founder of the Facebook group… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Canberra’s Telstra Tower To Be Renamed in Honour Of Hometown Boy James Hird
Australia’s capital city Canberra has today announced that they will be renaming their iconic Telstra tower which overlooks the city the ‘James Hird Prick’ in honour of the Essendon great and hometown boy James Hird. A Canberra spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We don’t… Read More ›