Street fighter and billionaire casino owner Jamie Packer has called on the Turnbull Government to amend Australia’s industrial relations laws to allow employers to physically fight their employees. Packer’s call to arms follows a run in he had with a… Read More ›
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UN To Continue North Korea Sanctions, Denying The Country Hairdressers
Following news this week that Kim Jong Un’s North Korea tested an hydrogen bomb, the United Nations has announced it will keep in place sanctions denying the country access to hairdressers. North Korea has long taunted the West with its flirtations… Read More ›
Jamie Briggs Bitterly Disappointed At Losing Ministry In Charge Of Partying Down
Former Government Minister and newly minted backbencher Jamie Briggs is bitterly disappointed over his recent demotion, as it means he is no longer the Government’s Minister for Partying Down — the role he has fulfilled since the Liberals returned to… Read More ›
Rugby League Commentator Calls On UFC Stars To Treat Women Better Like League Players Do
Rugby league commentator and host of the award winning radio show Footy, Footy, Footy, Dogs and Footy, Woody Rothstream has today called on the stars of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) to be better human beings and to try modelling… Read More ›
Parliamentary Question Time To Answer Children’s Letters To Santa
Following on from the successful introduction of constituency question time, federal parliament has announced that it will also start answering children’s letters to Santa Claus. The Government’s Leader of the House Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the new initiative,… Read More ›
Quinoa Officially Pronounced Wan-Ker
The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›