The shadow Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has taken time out of his busy day, foregoing his afternoon nap, to tell the Greens that Parliament is no place for secret relationships. ”I know you get to Canberra and your… Read More ›
National Security
Peter Dutton’s Mum Calls On The Other Kids In Parliament To Play With Her Son
Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›
Exclusive: Abbott’s Original Terror Draft Leaked
With Prime Minister Tony Abbott addressing Parliament to announce a new ‘security crackdown’ focussing on immigration, citizenship status and access to welfare to combat terrorism, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal the contents of of Mr Abbott’s unedited proposals. Despite several opportunities for… Read More ›
Worldwide Terrorism Ended Forever After Arrest Of Everyone Who Waves Finger In Air
Interpol has announced that every terrorist and potential terrorist is now in custody after a series of raids world wide targeting anyone who waves one finger in the air while making a point. “We realised that we were getting nowhere… Read More ›
Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
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