Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Looking Forward To Laying Down New Roots
Soon to be anointed National’s leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues he intends to embrace his second chance at the leadership by laying down and establishing roots all over the party. “I’ve been lucky enough to be given a lot… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Tells Luke Foley To Take A Long Hard Look At Himself
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has lashed out at former NSW Opposition leader Luke Foley over the alleged allegations made against him and told him to take the time to have a long, hard, look at himself. “Mr Foley… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Returns To Cabinet As Minister For Affairs
Scott Morrison has announced that much maligned former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will return to cabinet as Minister for Affairs. “No one in this Government has the experience of having affairs like Barnaby,” said Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “We… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Celebrates Book Week By Dressing Up As A Dick-Tater
Despite being in the middle of a leadership challenge former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has taken the time to celebrate Book Week by dressing up as his favourite character a Dick-tata. “One can not stress the importance… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Hand Out Condoms At Parliament’s Mid-Winter Ball
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has announced that he will be attending this year’s Mid-Winter Ball to hand out condoms to all attendees. “Normally what happens at the Mid-Winter ball stays at the Mid-Winter ball but as we saw… Read More ›
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