Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›
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Sky News Hopes Debate Will Double Their Audience From 6 To 12 Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
Australia Needs A Dick Tata Declares News Corp
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
News Corp Leads Campaign To Rename The Macaron The ScoMo
Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
PM Asks If He Can Bring Along His Lucky Lump Of Coal To Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Colleagues To Not Worry About Facebook As Jen Told Him That The Girls Prefer Snapchat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
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