Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos before broadcasting live to the nation. ”It’s time those lefties at the ABC show a bit… Read More ›
News Corp
Vaccines To Be Tested On News Corp Columnists Before Commencing Human Trials
The federal government has made its next move towards securing a workable Covid-19 vaccine for distribution in Australia, committing to test any prospective vaccines on News Corporation columnists before moving on to human trials. “Well, we wanted to exhaust all… Read More ›
An Idiot Abroad Starring Miranda Devine
Noted Australian columnist Miranda Devine has excitedly told colleagues of how she will be whisked away to New York to star in a re-boot of the television show, An Idiot Abroad. “News corp for sometime has been looking at new ways… Read More ›
Slow News Week Leads News Corp To Prod Dutton To Challenge ScoMo For The Leadership
A slow news week has lead to the team behind Australia’s largest satirical news network News Corp to prod the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to consider challenging his colleague Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison for the leadership. “Sometimes when… Read More ›
Peter Dutton To Launch New Young People’s Initiative The Dutton Youth
The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›
AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
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