The NSW Government has today realised that they won’t be facing an election anytime soon, so they’ve got on their soapbox and demanded that the State’s public servants return to working in the office or their local pokies den. ”We’ve… Read More ›
NSW Labor
Perrotet Tipped To Run A Trash Fire As Lead Candidate In The Upper House
Dress up loving NSW premier Dom Perrotet is tipped today to announce that he will be running a trash fire as his lead candidate in the Upper House at the upcoming election. ”It’s a no lose situation for the Premier… Read More ›
Public Appalled At NSW Opposition Leader What’s His Name’s Disgusting Behaviour
The release of a statement from an ABC Journalist alleging inappropriate behaviour from the NSW Opposition leader has been met with anger from the general public. “What a disgusting thing to do,” said Marrickville-based tradesperson Ian Spalding. “I’ll be honest… Read More ›
NSW Parliament Security Fail To Recognise Luke Foley Again
“Sorry mate, only those with authorisation are allowed past here,” a burly security guard at New South Wales Parliament House told a flustered middle-aged man in a suit as he tried to walk into the state’s Legislative Council. A second… Read More ›
NSW Labor Spends 1% Of Time On Policy, 99% Of Time Looking For Images Of Mike Baird Sneering
Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›
NSW Labor Suffers Desperate Shortage Of Faceless Party Hacks
The NSW branch of the ALP is in crisis only weeks before the state election due to a lack of the required number of faceless party hacks to fill all the available positions on the ballot papers. “Mate, we could… Read More ›
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