NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State. ”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Orders NSW Businesses To Pay Staff Wages In Gold Coins
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all businesses that operate in the State to start paying their employees in gold coins rather than doing so electronically. ”It breaks my heart that in the great State of NSW people are being… Read More ›
NRL Fans Urged To Take A Knee In Protest Of State Of Origin Anthem Ban
NRL fans are being urged to protest the decision to remove the national anthem from the soon to be held State of Origin series by taking a knee as the game starts. ”It’s a bloody outrage that they are not… Read More ›
Friends Tell Gladys To Not Look For Love Through Prison Pen Pals
Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website. “Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Sends Gladys A Bunnings Gift Card To Lift Her Spirits
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent besieged NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian a Bunnings gift card in an effort to lift her spirits after a torrid week. ”In politics, some weeks are better than others and I just wanted… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Chides Gladys Berejiklian For Sleeping With Colleagues Instead Of Staffers
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has chided NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian for sleeping with her colleague rather than a staffer. ”If Gladys was lonely and looking for love I wish she would have… Read More ›
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