NSW deputy Premier (for now) John Barilaro has offered to compromise on his threat to blow up the Government, by proposing that all koalas in the state are sent on an all expenses paid cruise on the Ruby Princess. ”Look,… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Regrets Not Killing Off All The Koalas Earlier In The Year When She Had The Chance
NSW Premier (as of posting) Gladys Berejiklian has told colleagues that she regrets not killing off all of the states koalas earlier in the year when she had the chance. This revelation comes as a rift between the Nationals and… Read More ›
Star Casino To Roll Out Financial Education Program In NSW Schools
NSW Premier Gladys “Baccarat” Berejiklian has contracted the Star Casino to develop and deploy a financial education program for NSW schools. The move comes after reports surfaced of the Star Casino allowing underage people in to gamble. “It’s a no-brainer… Read More ›
Berejiklian Calls For NSW Residents To Say A Prayer And Spare A Dollar For The Star Casino
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called on all NSW residents to say a prayer for their local casino and to also spare a dollar or a pay check to put through the Star’s pokie machines when they reopen. “We expected… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
Berejiklian Warns That If Gambling Revenue Doesn’t Rise There Will Be Another Lock Down
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW that if the state’s gambling revenue doesn’t rise, she will be forced to enact another lock down, which would involve residents being forced to stay in their local RSL. “As Premier,… Read More ›
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