The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›
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Liberal Party’s Plan To Expel Turnbull Fails After Someone Put Peter Dutton In Charge Of Organising The Numbers
The Roseville branch of the Liberal party’s plan to expel former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has failed after they left the task of organising the numbers in the hands of Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton. “You’d think we’d… Read More ›
Mick Fannings Installed At Every Beach To Repel Sharks
The NSW government has reacted to a spate of shark attacks by installing Mick Fannings at every beach in an effort to keep swimmers safe over the summer. “A line of Mick Fannings stretching from Eden to Tweed Heads will… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Tells Luke Foley To Take A Long Hard Look At Himself
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has lashed out at former NSW Opposition leader Luke Foley over the alleged allegations made against him and told him to take the time to have a long, hard, look at himself. “Mr Foley… Read More ›
Public Appalled At NSW Opposition Leader What’s His Name’s Disgusting Behaviour
The release of a statement from an ABC Journalist alleging inappropriate behaviour from the NSW Opposition leader has been met with anger from the general public. “What a disgusting thing to do,” said Marrickville-based tradesperson Ian Spalding. “I’ll be honest… Read More ›
Sydney Light Rail To Be Completed One Day After Entropic Death Of Universe
The projected completion date of the 12 kilometer Sydney light rail project has been pushed back to one day after the heat death of the universe, in approximately 10100 years from next Wednesday. “Commuters enjoying a 35 minute faster journey… Read More ›
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