The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
Surging king tides battering Australia’s East Coast have brought the elusive Sydney Beaches one step closer to residents of the Northern Territory. “To the people of Alice Springs, global warming couldn’t come soon enough,” says local resident Max Seeton. “We’ve… Read More ›
Mike Baird has sacked the citizens of New South Wales and replaced them with 7 million Coalition-approved administrators. “The people of this state have become ungovernable and I’ve taken the decision to boot them out and install a citizenry that… Read More ›
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today announced that the state’s controversial ‘lockout laws’ will be amended to allow NSW’s two casinos to trade 27 hours a day. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the Premier said: “Look I’ve seen the protests and I’ve… Read More ›
The NSW Transport Minister is happy for the state’s cyclists to ride their bikes in the backyard and maybe down at the park but is adamant that they won’t be allowed to ride on the busy roads. “We can’t allow… Read More ›
The NSW Upper House has today passed a resolution condemning AFL identity and celebrity head Eddie McGuire for being a ‘continual boofhead’. The motion was moved by Greens MP and pro halal activist Jamie Buckingham in response to McGuires ‘hate… Read More ›
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