Police have diffused a rowdy protest against the banning of greyhound racing by luring the angry crowd away from the NSW parliament with a mechanical lookalike of Premier Mike Baird. “We were concerned for the safety of the Premier when… Read More ›
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NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
People Of NSW Sacked And Replaced With Administrators
Mike Baird has sacked the citizens of New South Wales and replaced them with 7 million Coalition-approved administrators. “The people of this state have become ungovernable and I’ve taken the decision to boot them out and install a citizenry that… Read More ›
Mike Baird To Amend Lockout Laws To Allow Casinos To Trade 27 Hours A Day
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today announced that the state’s controversial ‘lockout laws’ will be amended to allow NSW’s two casinos to trade 27 hours a day. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the Premier said: “Look I’ve seen the protests and I’ve… Read More ›
Cyclists Can Play in The Backyard But Not On The Main Road Says Duncan Gay
The NSW Transport Minister is happy for the state’s cyclists to ride their bikes in the backyard and maybe down at the park but is adamant that they won’t be allowed to ride on the busy roads. “We can’t allow… Read More ›
Mike Baird Denies Sick Child’s Last Wish To Buy A Bottle Of Wine After 10 PM In Sydney
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today denied the last wishes of a small child who dreamed of purchasing a bottle of wine in Sydney CBD after 10 pm on a Friday night. Instead, the Premier suggested the boy and his… Read More ›
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