The team in charge of designing the Australian Olympic team’s uniforms has been revealed as the team commissioned by the Government to develop the new Australian $5 note. A spokesperson for the government explained the decision, saying: “We thought long and… Read More ›
Labor leader Bill Shorten has appointed former speed-skating Olympic gold medallist Steven Bradbury as his Chief of Staff, in anticipation of winning the next election. A spokesperson for the Opposition leader spoke to The (un)Australian about the controversial appointment, saying:… Read More ›
The sporting community is in chaos after an athlete refuted every victorious post-match press conference ever given by crediting his victory to his own hard work and application rather than professing that he couldn’t have done it without his fans…. Read More ›
The machines have sent humanity a chilling warning that they are now in charge after a segway chased and mowed down the world’s fastest man Usain Bolt. “How pitiful a species you are if your finest runner can’t even get… Read More ›
Greece’s finance minister revealed several new measures overnight to stop the country from sliding into bankruptcy and to keep it inside Eurozone. The new measures include holding the Olympics on a yearly basis, with Greece selling the franchise at least once per year… Read More ›
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