Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if the contentious (for Barnaby) bonk ban would apply to the Coalition if/when they lose Government and are in Opposition. ”What can I say, I like to plan… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Seen Shopping At Chadstone’s King Of Knives Store
Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
Albo Announces Australia Wide DJ Tour In An Effort To Boost His Popularity
Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has reacted to the latest Newspoll by announcing that he will embark on a Nationwide DJ tour in an effort to boost his sagging popularity. “We’ve seen the polls and to be fair it is… Read More ›
Shorten To Forego Budget Reply Speech And Instead Recap What Happened On MAFS
Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For An End To Vaccinating Kids Against Islamophobia
Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›