Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
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Porter Tells The Nation’s Scientists To Hurry Up And Invent A Time Machine Or That Gun From Men In Black
Australia’s newest Minister for Industry, Science And Innovation Christian Porter has called on the Nation’s scientists to “get cracking on inventing a time machine or better yet one of those guns from Men In Black that erases peoples memories.” ”It’s… Read More ›
PM Orders Desks Removed From All Female MP’s Offices To Avoid Temptation
The Prime Minister has taken the first step in his pledge to clean up the Canberra bubble by ordering the removal of all desks located in Female MP’s offices, so as to avoid temptation to the many chronic masturbators working… Read More ›
Joyce Tells PM To End The Stupid Bonk Ban For The Sake Of Canberra’s Desks
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
PM Tells Female Politicians To Make Sure Their Desk Is Wearing A Chastity Belt
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt. ”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Asks His Staff When’s International Men’s Day
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his staff why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as to… Read More ›
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