Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party. ”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I… Read More ›
Low rating news network Sky News Australia has been named by bookies as the odds on favourite to win best comedy at next year’s Logie awards for their Victorian election night coverage. ”Australia has not seen cutting edge political satire… Read More ›
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night. ”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia was left stunned today following the Republican parties poor election results as the network believed that their viewers, all 6 of them would swing the vote to the GOP’s favour. ”We didn’t see this… Read More ›
The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
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