Australia’s chief employer of defamation lawyers, Alan Jones has called for laws to be changed so that women are made to run their tweets past a male for approval, prior to posting them. “Women are emotional creatures, and they need… Read More ›
Peter Dutton
Government Torn Between Two Loves -Twiggy And Anti-Asian Sentiment
The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
Aussies Earning Under $100K Ordered To Download Government Tracking App
Australians with a pre-tax income of less than $100k per year have been ordered by the Government to download the Covid-19 tracking app. ”It is important that we get the economy going again and to do that we will need… Read More ›
Cleaning Staff From Engadine Maccas Employed To Sanitize The Ruby Princess
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called in the big guns to help sanitize the embattled Ruby Princess cruise ship by hiring the cleaning staff from Engadine Maccas. ”Before we send the Ruby Princess on it’s way (or better yet get… Read More ›
Dutton Declares That Border Force Stops Boats Not Ships
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has declared that Border Force, of which he is in charge of is responsible for dealing with boats, not ships. Particularly not cruise ships ”A lot of people most notably the Twitterati have… Read More ›
Nation Deemed To Be Suffering Stockholm Syndrome As ScoMo’s Popularity Soars
Australia’s psychologists fear the the Nation may be suffering from the psychological condition known as Stockholm syndrome following news overnight that the Prime Minister’s popularity has skyrocketed as the Nation endures a pandemic inspired lock down. ”It’s quite common for… Read More ›
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