Prime Minister ScoMo is currently hunkered down in a Canberra bunker awaiting the arrival of a plague of locusts that he believes will hit Canberra following the city yesterday being hit by a plague of hail. ”The Prime Minister is… Read More ›
Peter Dutton
Morrison Banking On Rising Sea Levels To Put The Bushfires Out
Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has told colleagues to not worry too much about the bushfires as they will soon be extinguished by rising sea levels caused by climate change. “Yeah Scotty’s not too phased by the bushfires… Read More ›
Scomo To Burn All The Coal To Stop It Adding To Global Warming
The Prime Minster has vowed to destroy all of Australia’s coal after learning that it is a major contributor to global warming and climate change. “From what I can gather coal is horrible stuff and the sooner the world is… Read More ›
Cormann To Auction Off Calculator Used In LibSpill To Raise Funds For Bushfire Victims
Finance Minister Matthias Cormann has announced today that he will auction off the calculator that he used to crunch the numbers for the Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton during the last Liberal leadership spill to raise funds for… Read More ›
Bushfire Victims Set Up Go Fund Me Page To Send ScoMo Back To Hawaii
Victims of Australia’s horrific bushfires have banded together to set up a Go Fund Me page in order to raise funds to send Prime Minister Scott Morrison back to Hawaii for an indefinite holiday. “He’s really no use to us… Read More ›
Albo Announces That Labor Will End The Govt’s Program Of Forced Handshakes
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has just announced that a Federal Labor government would end the Coalition’s program of forced handshakes. Reacting to Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s “Bringing Disaster to Disaster” tour of fire-affected areas, and the PM’s insistence on grabbing… Read More ›
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