Peakhurst backyard cricketer Peter ‘Greenie’ Green is filthy at the Australian cricket selectors after he was not considered for the third Test against South Africa despite scoring an unbeaten century in the backyard of his mum’s house on a seaming… Read More ›
Peter Green
Australian Cricket Selectors Lead Backlash Against The Elites
The selectors for the Australian cricket team have marched to the forefront of a worldwide rejection of the so called “elites” by maintaining a policy of refusing to select any elite sportsmen. “The US election has shown that people no… Read More ›
Prospective One Nation MP Asks Current MPs Not To Use Up All The Crazy
The One Nation Party candidate hoping to fill Rod Culleton’s senate position should his election be found invalid has put out a desperate plea to the remaining members of the party not to hog all the looniness before he has… Read More ›
Sydney Fringe Festival: That’s (un)Australian!
Following on from http://www.theunaustralian.net ‘s successful debut at the Sydney Comedy Festival the team have bandied back together and cobbled up a new show: That’s (un)Australian! Over 3 nights Team (un)Australia will run the rule over the country looking at… Read More ›
Mentally Unstable Swagman Drowns Himself In Local Billabong
Three troopers are undergoing counselling after a routine arrest turned to tragedy when the suspect threw himself into a waterhole and drowned. “That escalated rather quickly,” a distraught trooper Andrew Patterson told The (un)Australian. “At most the poor guy was… Read More ›
Lachlan Macquarie Running Out Of Things To Name After Himself
NSW Governor Lachlan Macquarie has put out an urgent call to all explorers in the colony to go out and find more things he can name after himself. “It’s about time that lazy John Oxley stopped sitting around on his… Read More ›