Biblical scholars have declared authentic a new version of the gospel that was recently discovered written on an apple scroll in a southern Sydney bakery. “It was not unknown for ancient Hebrews to bake their most important written works into… Read More ›
Teams in Australia’s football A-League will each be allowed to import two high profile marquee hooligans from next season in a bid to improve the quality of crowd violence. “While we have many high quality home grown hooligans in this… Read More ›
Liquidators for a failed south coast worm cannery are still unable to close the business down despite it having been financial insolvent for the past five years. “The fact is that once you open up a worm cannery it’s very… Read More ›
We’ve all been had by the date of April Fool’s Day, according to a leading British historian who claims that we should be playing our practical jokes on the 1st of May, not the 1st of April. “When the modern… Read More ›
The Journey, a movie commissioned by the Australian immigration department to deter potential asylum seekers, has been enthusiastically praised by critics for being much more positive and entertaining than every other Australian movie released in the past twenty years. “Despite… Read More ›
A man’s job appears to consist of him spending eight hours a day shouting into his mobile phone, report regular users of the Chester Hill shopping centre. “I’m not sure who he’s talking to or even if it’s the same… Read More ›
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