Australia’s exhausted satirical writers have jetted off for three well-earned weeks of vacation on a tropical island following the overthrow of Tony Abbott as prime minister. “The past two years have been non stop: Biting onions, winking when listening to… Read More ›
Shoppers reported that Scott Morrison and Malcolm Turnbull both turned and made a hasty retreat from a Canberra branch of Officeworks after accidentally bumping into each other whilst browsing in the prime minister’s section of the store’s executive chairs department…. Read More ›
Canadian tree feller Mike Burgess used the occasion of international R U OK day to express gratitude for the support he received from his friends to help him through a recent bout of clinical depression. “I just didn’t seem to be getting… Read More ›
Tea houses across Australia have been beefing up security and ordering in extra supplies to cope with Mad Monday, the day when football players from teams that missed the semi finals traditionally cut loose and indulge in excessive drinking of… Read More ›
Cricketing legend Shane Warne has been hard at work in the nets and promises to have a new mystery embarrassment ready to bamboozle the public with in time for the first test of the summer. “I’m not going to reveal… Read More ›
The kids of a shire father who really likes Jane Austen were disappointed today to find that their local bookshop has none of the author’s novels in amongst the display of books suggested as being ideal for dads. “Dad has… Read More ›
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