Zebras worldwide have celebrated long and hard following the news that notorious zebra serial killer Cecil the Lion has been gunned down in a hail of bullets by vigilante dentist Walter Palmer. “Good riddance to the scruffy maned bastard. As… Read More ›
Noting the popularity of the spontaneous booing that Adam Goodes has received every time he touches the ball, the AFL has made the response official by announcing that round 13 next season will be named “Booing Indigenous Players Round”. “We’ve got… Read More ›
After getting giddily swept up with enthusiasm for the excellent performance of the Matildas at the recent football World Cup, Aussie sports fan Brad Partridge reckons it would be awesome if we “also had a chick’s cricket team”. “Our babes… Read More ›
Former Governor of California and Shakespearean actor Arnold Schwarzenegger has offered to personally kill global warming in an epic one-on-one battle. “I’m tired of these geo-meteorological girly scientists who are trying to defeat the greenhouse effect with data and expert… Read More ›
Australia’s wankers have threatened to go on strike unless cafe owners restore their right to make use of free WiFi while spending all day long looking deeply creative and typing stuff on their tablets. “It’s extremely important that people know… Read More ›
The year 1995 has formally said sorry in the Australian parliament for Alanis Morissette. “We’re truly sorry for the pain and suffering we caused by inexplicably elevating her album into the popular culture,” the year said before an invited crowd… Read More ›
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