The runaway success of George Miller’s groundbreaking update of the Mad Max franchise has led to the announcement that Gillian Armstrong’s 1979 crowd’pleaser My Brilliant Career will be re-imagined for a modern audience. “The last installment of the original series… Read More ›
Peter Green
Earth Conducts Flyby Shooting Of Pluto To Show Other Planets Who’s Boss
The spacecraft New Horizons has riddled the surface of Pluto with bullets in an effort designed to keep some of the more ambitious planets of the solar system in line. “Sometimes a show of strength is needed to let everyone… Read More ›
Massive Cloud Of Bong Smoke Shuts Bali Airport
Flights in and out of Denpasar are still delayed by a huge chuff of bong smoke that erupted out of Schapelle Corby’s house last week, stranding thousands of bogans on the Indonesian island. “Mate, it’s a disgrace. I’ve totally run… Read More ›
Shane Watson – “I Have Photos Of The Cricket Selectors Dumping Body Of Dead Hooker.”
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were… Read More ›
Australia Emotionally Drained After Spending Long Day Hating Nick Kyrgios, Feeling Sorry For Nick Kyrgios, Hating Dawn Fraser, Feeling Sorry For Dawn Fraser Then Hating The People Who Hated Dawn Fraser.
Australia is in need of an aspirin and a good lie down after spending yesterday riding an emotional roller coaster of hate, re-evaluation and forgiveness. “I started the day feeling vindicated for thinking that Nick Kyrgios was a bit of… Read More ›
SBS Tiptoeing Around Trying Not To Attract Tony Abbott’s Attention
After seeing how its big brother ABC was punished for insubordination, Australia’s other major publicly funded television network has been keeping its head down around the house. “ABC was forbidden from playing with some of its friends and had its… Read More ›