Hundreds of wishy washy softcocks have been left disenfrachised after the deregistration of the Australian Democrats due to low membership numbers. “I don’t want to vote Liberal because I didn’t go to a private school and I don’t want to… Read More ›
The distributors of the Australian movie Housos Vs Authority say they have no intention of pressing charges against the two people who downloaded the movie, but just wanted to ask them “why?” “Surely having to watch the movie is punishment… Read More ›
A massive after-election party in the dressing room of the NSW Liberals led to complaints to keep the noise down from Australian cricket team, who were celebrating their World Cup win in the next room. Radio station Triple M telephoned… Read More ›
Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›
US space agency NASA has entered into an agreement with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to install a rocket onstage at next year’s Academy Awards so that winners who use their 45 seconds of attention to do anything other… Read More ›
After an 11-year career consisting mostly of NSW Cup appearances and three games in first grade off the interchange bench, mediocre rugby league player Mitchell Jackson has at last seen himself described as a “star” in the newspaper after being… Read More ›
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