Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›
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ScoMo Announces New Medal To Commemorate The Culture Wars
Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›
Dutton Family Scrabble Night Ruined After Peter’s Failed Challenge
The Dutton family’s weekly Scrabble night was ruined this week after the family’s patriarch Peter launched an unsuccessful challenge against his Daughter. “Everything was going along swimmingly until Peter decided to challenge his daughter’s use of the word fewer,” said… Read More ›
“ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” Carved Into Capital Hill Tree
Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Celebrates Book Week By Dressing Up As A Dick-Tater
Despite being in the middle of a leadership challenge former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has taken the time to celebrate Book Week by dressing up as his favourite character a Dick-tata. “One can not stress the importance… Read More ›
Country Of 25 Million Shocked To Learn That 35 Of Them Think Peter Dutton Would Make A Good PM
25 million Australian’s are in shock today after learning that 35 of them believe that former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton would make a good Prime Minister. “I was a bit stunned to be honest,” said a person… Read More ›
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