Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or… Read More ›
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ScoMo Denies Being A Liar Saying “My Pants Aren’t Even On Fire”
Australian PM (#LibSpillPending) Scott Morrison has denied claims that he is a liar, telling those around him that he can’t be a liar as his pants aren’t on fire. ”It’s all well and good for people to throw around slurs… Read More ›
”I Don’t Even Speak French,” Says Australian PM When Accused Of Lying
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied that he lied to France’s President Emmanuel Macron, saying that he doesn’t even speak French. ”I think my good mate Emmanuel might have got a bit of confused on our phone call,” said… Read More ›
PM Declares Voters Will Need ID To Vote, Unless They Are A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course, they donated to Christian Porter’s blind trust. ”We need to do all we can… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Grab Some Duty Free Tia Maria On The Way Back From Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free when the PM returns from Glasgow. ”George is a mate and we do things for… Read More ›
Bookies Install Çhristian Porter’s Blind Trust Favourite To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Early betting odds have been released on next year’s Australian of the Year with Christian Porter’s Blind Trust installed as favourite, slightly ahead of Gina Rinehart and the Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen. ”We need the next Australian of… Read More ›
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