In an unnecessarily lengthy interview with The (un)Australian, South Australian Senator, Nick Xenophon has attacked The Australian Greens for diverting attention from him with their recent call to ban election day sausage sizzles at polling booths. Dressed as a cowboy,… Read More ›
The Australian Liberal Party has today announced that they plan to pay tribute to former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser who died unexpectedly at the age of 84 overnight by renaming the Villawood Detention Centre, The Malcolm Fraser Processing Centre. Former… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›
The Australian electorate collectively woke this morning from the loveliest dream in which Tony Abbott was no longer Prime Minister. The imagined cause of this much coveted outcome varied, some envisioned a triumphant Turnbull at the conclusion of a spill,… Read More ›
Tony Abbott has outlined in his speech today a commitment to “closing the gap” between the life expectancy of indigenous people and “Australians”, by removing health care for all poor people. Closing the gap is concerned with the difference in… Read More ›
The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›
