Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated Father’s day, telling colleagues that the gift that Jen and the Girls got him, a tin of Tradie brand deodorant was so good that it was going straight to the pool room.
”I know Father’s day isn’t about the presents, but seriously how good are presents when it’s not just socks and jocks,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”Jen and the girls really went above and beyond this year by getting me a tin of Tradie deodorant.”
”This stuff is too good to wear, it’s much more suited to being a part of a photo shoot in the pool room.”
When asked what else he got up to on Father’s day, Prime Minister Scotty said: ”Was a really top day, I posed for a photo shoot in front of the cubby I built for the kids, we then spent a couple of hours brainstorming names for the cubby.”
”We eventually settled on KIDibilli house, that’ll play well in the burbs.”
”After a good couple of hours of brainstorming we then headed off for dinner at the greatest restaurant of them all, Engadine Maccas. How good is Father’s day!”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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