Divisive Peter Dutton has called for the nation to come together and settle the argument once and for all by demanding that all Australian’s call them potato scallops. ”It’s time for someone to take charge and start dealing with the… Read More ›
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Coalition To Consider Replacing Dutton With A Potato After Woeful Budget Reply Speech
The Opposition today are holding emergency meetings with a view to rolling their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and replacing him with an actual potato after Mr Dutton’s woeful budget reply speech. ”It was a long shot to be… Read More ›
Dutton Blames Low Polling On No Carb Diets
Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has blamed his terribly low polling results on the rise of the low-carb diet. ”The Australian people don’t know what’s good for them,” declared the Dark Lord. ”They’re all Albo this and… Read More ›
Libs Blame Poor Polling On Public’s Fascination With Low Carb Diets
The Liberal party has blamed their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s diabolically low popularity on the public’s fascination with low-carb diets. ”The public for years have been told that carbs are bad and worse than the devil,” said a… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Dutton If He Wants Any Of His Curry Recipes
Australia’s former Prime Minister (LOL) Scotty who was fired from marketing has taken a break from squatting at Kirribilli to reach out to new Opposition leader Peter Dutton to see if he wants any of his infamous curry recipes. ”Being… Read More ›
Dutton In Hiding After Learning Of Bill Gates’ Plan To Chip Humans
Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings. “Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister… Read More ›
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