One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Forget Glasgow And Hit Manila Instead
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila. ”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked… Read More ›
PM Asks If He Can Bring Along His Lucky Lump Of Coal To Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
Nationals List Demands Of PM In Exchange For Considering Net-Zero Carbon
Below is a leaked list of demands that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce is expected to put before the Prime Minister in order for the Coalition’s Junior Partner to consider committing to the government’s plan of going to net-zero carbon emissions…. Read More ›
Prime Minister For Sydney Keen To Get His Photo Taken On The Beers
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been counting down the hours to NSW’s freedom day as he is anxious to have his photo taken in a pub or club on the beers. ”Let me tell you I have been… Read More ›
ScoMo Appoints Christian Porter To Clean Up Social Media Anonymity
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared war on Social Media and appointed the alleged member for Pearce, Christian Porter to clean up social media anonymity. ”Christian has a lot of time on his hands at the moment being… Read More ›
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