The Government’s Member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the Prime Minister to get cracking on a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines or he will join former Liberal Craig Kelly on the crossbench. A move that would take… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has shocked no one with his comments that victims of sexual assault should keep quiet and leave the talking to their lawyers or superiors. ”I don’t want anyone to misconstrue my statements and… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›
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