Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election. ”I congratulate… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Announces Bec Judd As Guest High Court Judge
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that Melbourne based influencer Bec Judd will next year serve as a guest judge to the High Court. ”I was watching the Block this week with Jen and the Girls when I… Read More ›
Cormann’s Colleagues Chip In To Buy Him A Golden Abacus As A Farewell Gift
Retiring Senator Matthias Cormann has thanked his colleagues after they presented him with a golden abacus as a farewell present. ”I am genuinely touched that my colleagues bestowed this beautiful and practical gift on me,” said the Minister for Finance…. Read More ›
Sky News Presenters Keen For An In Person Circle Jerk Following A Lifting Of Restrictions In Victoria
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Jen To Call The Office And Tell Them That He’s ‘Sick’ After A Big Grand Final Night
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
ScoMo Livid That Aus Post Executives Received Cartier Watches Instead Of Bunnings Gift Cards
Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts… Read More ›
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