Scotty From Marketing Denies That He’s Ever Been To Queensland

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election.

”I congratulate the Premier on her victory and say to her open up, as I’d like to take Jen and the kids to the Gold coast,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”That Sea World place they have up there looks bonza, can you imagine the promo photos I’d could take up there.”

”The kids and the Australian people will love it.”

When asked why he was denying ever having traveled to Queensland when there was extensive coverage of him on the campaign trail last month with the Opposition leader Deb Frecklington, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”I have never been to Queensland, don’t believe me ask Angus Taylor or Stuart Robb they’ll back me up.”

”Now, I know there are photos circulating of me with the QLD Opposition leader but that could be anyone. Zac Efron is in the country as is the Rock you know.”

”Some people do say I bare a passing resemblance to the Rock, in fact it has often been said that I think like him too. What with all those people saying I have rocks in my head.”

When asked

Mark Williamson


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