The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News channel. ”Look the ABC needs to learn to share with those less fortunate than… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has given a last minute reprieve to a rise in fees for Arts degrees that study how good Captain Cook was. ”I’ve heard the feedback that not everybody was enamored with my Government’s change to… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
Australian satirist Rowan Dean (sic) is said to be ecstatic today after learning that his documentary, which debuted on Sky News, about the alleged death of the “Aussie larrikin” was watched by at least 8 people. ”When we commissioned this… Read More ›
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