Former Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce has been tipped to replace his colleague Bridget McKenzie in Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s cabinet, as the Government’s Minister for Affairs. “Barnaby has spent his time in the wilderness and touch wood he hasn’t impregnated… Read More ›
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‘Experience The Future Now’: Desperate Tourism Australia Tries New Slogan
Since Tourism Australia had to pull its ad claiming this place is heaps better than the UK, seeing as “everything’s on fire” is something the UK has so far only managed metaphorically, our tourism chiefs have been scratching their heads… Read More ›
Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie
The Coalition’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has launched a furious attack on his Coalition colleague Bridget McKenzie after she failed to allocate any funding to the Manila Table Tennis Club of which he is a patron in the last… Read More ›
ScoMo Convenes A Focus Group To Workshop A New Nickname
Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›
Bridget McKenzie Appointed Special Envoy For Driving Tourism To Marginally Held Electorates
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced that he has appointed beleaguered National’s Minister Bridget McKenzie as a Special Envoy for Tourism. Special Envoy McKenzie will be charged with leading a push to drive tourists both local… Read More ›
Government Introduces New INCREDIBLY Optional Code Of Ministerial Conduct
In response to the Auditor General’s finding that a $100m program of sports funding was used to “pork barrel”, the Federal Government has decided to implement a new code for ministers reminiscent of the Howard Government’s Code of Conduct. To… Read More ›