The man who promises to put the Ass back into Assisting Minister for the Homeless Luke Howarth has called upon the Nation’s Homeless to cheer up as it’s not like they have to worry about doing their housework. “There is… Read More ›
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Folau Launches New Go Fund Me Campaign In Order To Fund New Leviticus Back Tattoo
Millionaire property owner Israel Folau has launched a new Go Fund Me campaign calling on his friends and followers to give generously so that he can get a new full back tattoo quoting the scripture Leviticus 18-20. “God has spoken… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Calls For More Women……In Parliament
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called for more women to enter into parliament. Declaring that there was a real shortage of ‘top line’ talent wandering the halls of parliament house. “As the Father of four… Read More ›
ScoMo Raises Newstart Allowance To Include A Free Copy Of The Prosperity Gospel
Interim Prime Minister Scott “ScoMo” Morrison has told colleagues that he plans to increase the current Newstart allowance to include a free copy of the prosperity gospel to all recipients. “It would be easy for my Government to give more… Read More ›
Katter Calls For A Cull Of Vegans In Order To Save The Endangered Hog’s Breath Cafe
The member for Kennedy has called upon the Government to arrange for a cull of vegans in order to help save the endangered Hog’s Breath Cafe. “It’s all well and good for the Government to be talking about tax cuts… Read More ›
Dutton Demands More Powers Or Else He’ll Piss All Over The Floor
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Cabinet give him the power to exclude people from the country or else he will piss all over the floors of parliament. “This is just… Read More ›
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