Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›
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Barnaby Asks The AFP To Raid A Few Offices And Find Him A Couple Of Good Sorts
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him. “Since Vicki… Read More ›
Peter Dutton To Launch New Young People’s Initiative The Dutton Youth
The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›
AFP Tells Sky News That They Don’t Rate High Enough To Warrant Being Raided
The Australian Federal Police have told the Sky News network that their ratings are just not high enough to warrant them being raided. “Look we just can’t go around raiding everyone, well at least not until we got more funding… Read More ›
AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
Dutton Confident That He Has The Numbers To Roll Morrison
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›