The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, famous for once knighting a Prince, has joined Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton in calling for Australia’s rugby union team the Wallabies to be renamed ‘the All Whites.’ “I believe a lot of Australians would… Read More ›
Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›
South Australia will head to the polls this weekend to vote on whether to continue to call luncheon meat “fritz” or switch to calling it devon or belgium. Leading the campaign to continue referring to it as fritz is South… Read More ›
Minister for Immigration, Border Protection and Making Lord Voldemort Look Like a Saint Peter Dutton has declared that Australia is open to accepting the white type of asylum seekers. Speaking to the Daily Telegraph’s columnist Miranda Devine on her live… Read More ›
Treasurer Scott Morrison has launched a scathing attack on the Labor parties proposed champagne and caviar tax claiming it unfairly targets pensioners. “Can you believe the hide of Bill Shorten. These pensioners have worked hard their whole life and all… Read More ›
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