The National party having failed to do it themselves have outsourced the job of knifing their leader Barnaby Joyce to Canberra’s most experienced knifesperson Labor leader Bill Shorten. “We tried to knife Barnaby but when we got to his office… Read More ›
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce held a press conference early this morning to announce the establishment of an avian park in the airspace directly above his Canberra office; the first and apparently only residents, a flock of vultures. Speaking on… Read More ›
Former Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has weighed in on the controversies surrounding the Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce by taking to twitter and repeatedly tweeting: “Look at Me! Look at Me! Please Look at ME!” “When people leave Canberra they… Read More ›
Belegaured Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace Peter Dutton as Minister for Home Affairs in a soon to be announced cabinet reshuffle. “When you make a mistake like Barnaby has you can either take the fall and… Read More ›
One of Australia’s most unpopular people Lyle Shelton has announced on the weekend that he will be quitting his job and contesting the next Federal election as a candidate for Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservative party. “I’m confident that I can… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has outlined his vision for the Nation and it includes Australia leading the world in selling arms and bootlegging. “What an exciting time to be an Australian arms dealer or bootlegger,” said the Prime Minister. “This… Read More ›
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