Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has called on the Prime Minister to put forward a final solution to gay marriage, calling for legislation to protect those whom voted against it in the non-binding, non-compulsory postal plebiscite, should the Yes campaign succeed…. Read More ›
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Australian Parliament To Replace United Nations General Assembly
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
Rosa Parks Sent To Back Of Battler Bus
Civil rights activist Rosa Parks was arrested in Queensland yesterday after she refused to move to the rear section of Pauline Hanson’s Battler Bus when asked by the driver. “Pauline is eager to take as many battlers for a ride… Read More ›
ABC News 24 Rebrands To Become ABC Comedy
The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Promises To Open The World’s Largest Ego Mine In QLD
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has hit the campaign trail in Queensland with a promise to all Queenslanders to open the world’s largest ‘Ego’ mine in the State should they vote for her party. “This State is crying out for… Read More ›
Nation Holds Breath Waiting To See How Nutty Malcolm Roberts Replacement Is
Die hard fans of Australian politics are waiting with baited breath to find out if the well of nutbags that One Nation draws its senate candidates from is indeed bottomless. “You’ve got to consider that Pauline took a look at… Read More ›