Senator (for now) Malcolm Roberts has blamed his citizenship woes on US space agency NASA and the Twitterati. Claiming NASA somehow traveled back in time to make him a British citizen. The One Nation Senator agreed to talk to The… Read More ›
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Murray Darling Cotton Inquiry Will Be Breathable and Non Allergenic
The NSW government has promised that an inquiry into the use of water by the cotton industry will be strong and comfortable and not a whitewash. “We will be hand whitewashing the inquiry first before its first proper whitewash to… Read More ›
Breaking: Government Potentially Facing Second Dual Citizenship Scandal
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Turnbull Regrets Taking Matt Canavan’s Mother’s Advice To Order Italian
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›
Abbott Wants To Put The Coal Back Into Coalition
Aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called upon his Liberal and National colleagues to put the ‘Coal’ back into the Coalition. In a speech delivered to his loyal following, held in a telephone booth on the Northern beaches. Speaking to… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Leaves Abattoir With Sack Of Offal To Feed Far Right
Malcolm Turnbull has been spotted staggering away from a Queanbeyan abattoir with a dripping sack of offal over his shoulder during his weekly visit to gather food for the Far Right that lives in his basement. “He’s obviously terrified of… Read More ›
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