One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
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Turnbull Suffers Further Blow Following News That Abetz Will Stay A Liberal
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has suffered a further blow to his leadership, following news that tasmanian senator Eric Abetz will continue on as a member of the Coalition Government. The news follows South Australian senator Cory Bernardi’s decision to… Read More ›
George Christensen In Tears After Learning Best Mate Cory Is Moving To A Different School
George Christensen broke down in tears in the parliament house playground yesterday after learning that his best mate Cory Bernardi would be moving away to a different, more conservative school. “We found George sitting on the monkey bars blubbering away… Read More ›
Abbott Worried The Government Is Losing Touch As No Princes Knighted
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken a break from his self-imposed ban on sniping and undermining the Government, to snipe and undermine the Government declaring that the Turnbull Government risked ‘losing touch with the people.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
President Trump Keeps The Pee Pee From TPP
Donald Trump has pulled America out of the TPP after discovering the letters stand for Trans Pacific Partnership and have nothing to do with the by products of drinking too much tea. “I was excited about the TPP when I… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson To Boycott Trump’s Inauguration Over Black Tie Dress Code
Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has today issued a statement declaring that she will not be attending Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration despite being invited as she was uncomfortable with the black tie dress code. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson… Read More ›