Senator and beard enthusiast Derryn Hinch has been revealed to be mightily pissed off about being accused of being pissed after an alleged night on the piss. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hinch spoke of his anger, saying: “How dare… Read More ›
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“People Always Roll Their Eyes When They Agree With Me” Says Hanson
Pauline Hanson has defended rolling her eyes during Malcolm Robert’s maiden speech saying it’s a gesture that thousands of people have done when listening in agreement to her. “For years and years whenever I’ve talked to anyone at a barbecue… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister John Howard Discovers Cure For Insomnia
Former Prime Minister and eyebrow enthusiast John Winston Howard has stumbled upon a cure for insomnia. Mr Howard recently filmed an ABC documentary on another former prime minister, Sir Robert Menzies, and test screenings showed it was 100% effective in putting… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Loses Family Vote Over What To Watch On TV
The Prime Minister has received a further setback after being forced to watch The Block after losing the vote over what the family would be watching on Sunday night. “Normally me, the dog and the butler form a voting bloc… Read More ›
Sydney Fringe Festival: That’s (un)Australian!
Following on from http://www.theunaustralian.net ‘s successful debut at the Sydney Comedy Festival the team have bandied back together and cobbled up a new show: That’s (un)Australian! Over 3 nights Team (un)Australia will run the rule over the country looking at… Read More ›
Australia’s Vegans Demand Constitutional Recognition
Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›