Liberal (for now) Senator and aspiring animal welfare activist Cory Bernardi has revealed that he wants all of Australia to think of him as the country’s leading ‘C.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian in an exclusive interview Mr Bernardi said of… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull To Rename Cabinet The No Scotty Morrisons Club
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has after extensive consultation with his ‘inner circle’ decided that Cabinet will now be known as ‘The No Scotty Morrison’s Club’ in a move that has received almost unanimous support from the Federal Coalition. Speaking to… Read More ›
Tony Abbott To Stay In Parliament To Help Stop Boaty McBoatface
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›
Alan Jones Receives Top Honour In International Women’s Day Awards
Sydney broadcaster Alan Jones has been named Feminist Ally of The Year at a star-studded lunch overlooking Sydney Harbour today as part of International Women’s Day celebrations. In a move that has outraged feminists, the Feminist Ally of The Year… Read More ›
John Howard Declares ‘Not All Gay Bashers Are Bigots’
Former Prime Minister turned failed cricket administrator John Winston Howard has declared that not all people who take part in gay bashings should be considered bigots. A spokesperson for the former PM spoke to The (un)Australian to clarify the comments, saying: “What John… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Tipped To Knife Himself After Disastrous Polling
Opposition leader Bill Shorten, a man who lists the musical Sweeney Todd as his greatest inspiration, is rumoured to be pondering the idea of knifing himself as leader of the Australian Labor Party (ALP) and replacing himself, bizarrely, with himself…. Read More ›