The NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that her Government will be putting on an all ages pokies festival, that will tour around the State. They hope that it will lead children away from dangerous music festivals and into the… Read More ›
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‘This Is Just Who I Am,’ Says Man Who Apparently Always Has A Huge Bus Drive Around With His Mug On It
“Campaigning? Mate, this is just who I am,” says Prime Minister Scott Morrison, confirming that he actually always has a bus with a giant pic of his mug and campaign slogans drive around the state of Queensland while he flies… Read More ›
Australian Males Baffled By Purpose Of Strange Object Found In Strawberries
Men throughout Australia are continuing to investigate what might the purpose be of the mysterious pointy metallic objects that keep being found inside strawberries. “It’s a shortish sliver of steel with a hole at end that tapers to a quite… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson In Talks With Poo Jogger To Join One Nation
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has revealed that she has held talks with the Queensland ‘poo jogger’ about joining the party and running alongside her for the Senate. “It is so refreshing to see someone in the news doing something… Read More ›
God Prepares To Answer Prayers Of Commonwealth Games Competitors
It’s been revealed that God has set aside specific time to answer the prayers of athletes competing at the upcoming Commonwealth games. This has meant he will have to put other requests on hold, such as those in off-shore detention,… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Labels Victoria A S***hole
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
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